Global Warming Plan of the Year

First Sheryl Crow (sic) gave us the One Square of Toilet Paper Plan to Save the Earth. Now Europe is going to ban sports cars. But I think the best plan to date comes from Madonna (who's music I am embarrassed to say I actually enjoy) at Live Earth during her performance of Ray of Light:

If you want to save the earth, JUMP UP AND DOWN!

The sooner this Man Made Global Warming nonsense is put to be the better. I want my Sky Roadster.