Who wrote the New Testament?

A guy named Eddie.

Steven Wright fans will remember that one.

According to bibliotecapleyades.net

it was a family named Piso lead by a guy in Rome in the first century named Arrius Piso.

Interesting. What if it were true? This is the darkest idea about the origin of the Bible I have yet heard. As you read it and begin creating pictures in your mind of millions of American Christians raising their hands and singing to "Jesus" and even worse 1000s of missionaries suffering deprivation and death in the name of this purposeful hoax, it is sickening.