Jehovahsus

One Christian blogger states that:

JESUS is a combination of all 8 Jehovah names. A contraction of JEHOVAH-SUS – I AM IS your Salvation

In my usage JEhovahSUS is to remind us that Jesus is (according to evangelical theology) God, and God is YHWH aka. Jehovah of the Old testament. Who is clearly an insane, genocidal, petty, blood-thirsty, child murdering, oriental despot.

One cannot separate Jehovah's ordering of genocide and approval of child sex slavery from who jesus is. Jesus ordered the genocides. Jesus allowed this representative to order pre-teen girls be taken by soldiers as sex slaves. But heaven forbid that his rep should hit a rock with stick or count how many people needed to be fed and protected, They would sure get an ass chewing and harsh punishment for that. Child sex slavery? Eh, not a peep. Probably too busy huffing goatie smoke.

Jehovahsus is a goat smoke junkie. Nothing like the smell of burning animals to get on high.