MicroGod

Evangelical Ronald B. Allen sums this up in these words:

"The biblical view starts with the assertion that the eternal God has created man, the most significant of all his created works." “Man is not only God’s creation, but the pinnacle of his creative effort…man is distinct, the high point of God’s creative work, the apex of his handicraft."

Seriously? If this is the best he could do, then he is the divine equivalent of Microsoft. It's overly complicated, buggy, breaks down when overloaded, and we are forced to use it, and then punished forever for not doing it perfectly.

That would make Mac Jesus.