Jesus isn't coming back.

Jesus isn't coming back.
I know this for a fact.
God gave me a revelation.
Jesus said that his generation would not die out before his return.
They are dead.
Ergo, Jesus was wrong.
Jesus was a false prophet.
Jesus was not divine.
Jesus in fact did not exist.
The Christ was a Jewicalized version of Mithras, created by Paul.
Of many Christ/Mithras created Pauls version gained ascendency.
Other writers then fleshed out the "Jesus" backstory, borrowing themes from Mithric and other mythology.
Jesus isn't interceding.
God isn't in control.
God. Does. Not. Exist.